WRONG! The other day, I made the terrible mistake of joining a wedding website called The Knot. These people are evil! I felt great about all the decisions I'd made in the past few weeks. Then I signed up for The Knot and looked at "the ultimate planning to-do list" or something to that effect. I checked off all the things that I'd done so far and clicked "submit," and I found out that I was still about 142 tasks behind schedule!
Seriously, people. What kind of wedding requires 80 to-do items per month for an entire 12 months before the wedding? Isn't the point of having a wedding to, um, get married? Geez. The world is totally out of touch with reality. (Or am I?)