I had a roommate once who caught the stove on fire making Tuna Helper. For one thing, Tuna Helper is disgusting. I think I'd rather eat ham. And if you know me at all, you know how much I loathe all things pork (except bacon, of course). But come on...how do you set the stove on fire making something that comes out of a box?
Oh, that's right. You forget to take it out of the box.
This must have happened to someone who bought a pizza from the Wal-Mart deli, like I did a few nights ago.
You know, these ones:
As one is supposed to do, I, of course, read the instructions before throwing it in the oven willy-nilly. I expected to see something like "bake at 375 degrees for 15 minutes."
But I forgot about the fast food and the whole inept-in-the-kitchen thing. So instead, the directions read:
Notice #2: Remove plastic and cardboard from pizza.